Oh yeah

There's nothing like starting your 30's with a smashed car and a wicked hangover.

Best Punishment Ever

The boyfriend and I were driving to breakfast Sunday and we saw a kid standing on the corner of York and Colfax holding a sign. He looked about 16 and was pretty well dressed so I started wondering what the sign was all about. I was thinking "Hmmm, kinda early for a car wash, but whatever." So imagine my surprise when it turns out the kid was being punished. The sign he was holding said "My father caught me with a pocketful of marijuana and this is one of the consequences of my punishment." There was an older guy standing a few feet behind him looking really pissed off with his arms crossed. I can only assume that was the dad. It was fucking awesome! The kid was totally embarrassed and you know that was just the beginning of the shit he was going to get. The best part was that the lettering on the sign was all nice. I can just imagine the kid's mom sitting at the kitchen table thinking "My son is going to be humiliated and he deserves it, but the least I can do is make his sign look nice." I don't know these people, but that family kicks ass.